I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte (colubra) wrote,
I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte
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Quotes for all occasions, Installment the Third: Public Transit the second.

Me: Golly, this bus is crowded.
Him: Yeah, it is, man.
Me: Insanely crowded. Jeez, somebody just elbowed me in the kidney.
Him: How do you think you'd go about killing everyone on this bus?
M: Well, it'd take at least two people.
H: Two?
M: Yeah. You'd have to have one get on at the front and one at the back, and you'd empty your guns into the crowd.
H: That'd do, I suppose. Just two, though... I think a third would be good, in the back, maybe.
M: Where, right over there?
H: Yeah- just over the engine.

M: Hey. I can breathe now, can you?
H: Why yes. Amazing how people stopped shoving into us.
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