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Quotes for all occasions, Installment the First: Public Transit.

This. Really. Happened.

So the #45 bus, in San Francisco, goes through the heart of Chinatown. At about 4-5 PM, it's PACKED with little old chinese women in their early 50's or older, all with groceries in hand. One day, this guy gets on in a trenchcoat, and opens it to display to the women on the bus that he is not wearing anything UNDER the trenchcoat. Wagglewagglewaggle. The women make irritated and disgusted noises, looking away- and one woman digs in her bag of groceries, whips out a bunch of bok choi, and SPANGGGGG nails the guy right upside the cock with it. He collapses to the ground and 4 or 5 tiny wizened Chinese women hold him down on the bus, pulping the bok choi by using it as a sort of pestle on his genitalia until the bus gets to the next stop, at which they bodily throw him out the back door.
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