So the #45 bus, in San Francisco, goes through the heart of Chinatown. At about 4-5 PM, it's PACKED with little old chinese women in their early 50's or older, all with groceries in hand. One day, this guy gets on in a trenchcoat, and opens it to display to the women on the bus that he is not wearing anything UNDER the trenchcoat. Wagglewagglewaggle. The women make irritated and disgusted noises, looking away- and one woman digs in her bag of groceries, whips out a bunch of bok choi, and SPANGGGGG nails the guy right upside the cock with it. He collapses to the ground and 4 or 5 tiny wizened Chinese women hold him down on the bus, pulping the bok choi by using it as a sort of pestle on his genitalia until the bus gets to the next stop, at which they bodily throw him out the back door.
Quotes for all occasions, Installment the First: Public Transit.
So the #45 bus, in San Francisco, goes through the heart of Chinatown. At about 4-5 PM, it's PACKED with little old chinese women in their early 50's or older, all with groceries in hand. One day, this guy gets on in a trenchcoat, and opens it to display to the women on the bus that he is not wearing anything UNDER the trenchcoat. Wagglewagglewaggle. The women make irritated and disgusted noises, looking away- and one woman digs in her bag of groceries, whips out a bunch of bok choi, and SPANGGGGG nails the guy right upside the cock with it. He collapses to the ground and 4 or 5 tiny wizened Chinese women hold him down on the bus, pulping the bok choi by using it as a sort of pestle on his genitalia until the bus gets to the next stop, at which they bodily throw him out the back door.
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So at the show I went to last night, I'm pretty sure that 1 of the 2 people I spotted who were older than me was the father of someone in the band…
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For those following along at home: someone was repeatedly shrieking at the top of his lungs, not 30' from my building, last I went out to smoke.…
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