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In case you missed that Keanu Reeves was less than brilliant...…

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In case you missed that Keanu Reeves was less than brilliant...

From the interview behind the link:

Did you bring along any personal touches?
I had a couch made. The couch is very important. To sit on. To make it home, sweet home. It was red velvet, very deep, very high. That was my resting place for the entire year.

Just in case you thought he was talking slow because he was trying to provide emphasis. Good gawd.

UPDATE: There is an appropriate verb recently brought to my attention by my friend indigoskynet: one could say that the above is a very proper example of keanuing</i>.
  • Words per minute doesn't correlate with IQ.

    Keanu, on the other hand, is uneqivocally a dolt.
  • Woah
  • I've always believed he's an astute student of Konstantin Stanislavski. Specifically, the lost chapter. Now we know why it was a lost chapter.

    On another note, you know how many Keanu fangrrls are going give to be willing to give their left ova for that couch?
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