*TITTER TITTER* *SHRIEK* *TITTER YELL SHRIEK TITTER* stomp STOMP STOMP STOMP throwingofclunkyhighheeledshoe STOMP.
This continued 'till 3 AM.
Woke up to my alarm clock.
Fell asleep to my alarm clock. Woke when alarm clock stopped ringing.
Got out of bed, got into car, drove.
Rock hits windshield. Makes very teeny dent.
Get to work 1/2 hour late.
Can I just have a new Friday?