The Empire State Building is an ugly building I dislike.
I had always thought that the Chrysler Building was the Empire State Building. Been completely certain of this. Weird.
I'm reminded of the guy in Time Out of Joint who reaches to the right of the bathroom door for the lightswitch that he knows is there-- but it's not there. It's never been there. It's a toggle-pull over the sink, not a lightswitch. Huh?
And for the what the fuck (cribbed off The Conversatron by st.rev):
A chimpanzee. Who knows karate.