Gruesome #1: The Righteous Brothers. If you get OLDER, you LOSE some of your high range, and you should PERHAPS KNOCK THE SONG DOWN OUT OF THE KEY OF FUCKING IMPOSSIBLY HIGH. Anguish was had.
Gruesome #2: Seeing the Clash up there and realizing that not only did they look like their own goddamned fathers but they SOUNDED like them and ACTED like them. It was to grimace and wince. And Mick looked like bloody Gomez Addams.
Gruesome #3: AC/DC. Daaaamn but their vocalist has lost his high range. It may still be out there somewhere, but it sure's hell isn't with him.
Gruesome #4: Sting.
Sting who looks like .
Looks like he's TURNING INTO JACK LEMMON BEFORE OUR VERY EYES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Gruesome #5: realizing I remember the first Clash album on the shelf at a record store. I remember the Police getting played at the record store near my home. I remember AC/DC being too terrifying for aged parents; now they ARE aged parents.
I feel old, oh do I.