To gauge from what's written here, I apparently have a package waiting for me that was sent by Japan.
I imagine it's probably this (which was purchased from jlist.com, wildpaletz):
But the nation of JAPAN sent it to me!
It is to giggle.
UPDATE: I showed the picture to five friends, one of whom is not an anime fan.
Non-anime fan asked: 'Uh... why is that girl talking to a giant telephone receiver in a nun's habit?'
And sometimes he wonders why I enjoy his conversation. Sheesh. *howling laughter*