A corollary: I was in the grocery store line last night and I saw on one of tabloids (world news one maybe? they all kinda blur together): Saddam feeds Christians to Lions! And they have this picture of a badly photoshopped lion "pouncing" on this guy rolling in the dirt. Only they've pasted in the lion such that it's only about twice as big as the guy, so it looks really hokey. Anyway, I laughed my ass off at that one. I'm just waiting for Ari to say in the White House press briefing, "In addition to old rusty useless warheads that we sold to Iraw to help them in the war against Iran, UN weapons inspectors have uncovered horrifying new satellite photos showing that Saddam is feeding Christian missionaries to the lions roaming the wilds of Iraq."