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Ruminations that I'm not going to LJ cut and you can just freaking cope.

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Ruminations that I'm not going to LJ cut and you can just freaking cope.

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So a thought occurred to me:
Straight couples have little discussion required about who's doing what to whom. There's an emphatic 'this is how it plays, homey' about who's putting what in where; if you want to vary from that (and good on you if you do!), there's discussion to be had. But most people won't vary.

Gay couples? It's a negotiation every night. Maybe I don't feel like giving head tonight. Maybe I just don't want to fuck your ass senseless tomorrow night. Is that something wrong with you? no. Might it take a good bit of coercing to get that across? yes.

Chripes, no wonder a lot of older gay men seem so lonely.
  • I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE GLUTEN INTOLERANT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE I UNDID MY BELT.
  • Are YOU gluten-free?
    • No, I actually eat rather a lot of pasta.
      • You can get gluten-free pasta! I am sure a gluten-free Turner would be more healthy for uh, consumers.
        • I've never even SEEN gluten-free pasta.

          ...though I have drunk gluten-free beer.

          SHUT UP STOP LOOKING AT ME FUNNY THE LOCAL PUB SAID I COULD HAVE A FISH NAMED AFTER ME IF I DRANK ALL THE BEER IN THE FRIDGE, AND THEY'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY STOCK A SORGHUM-BASED BEER FOR PEOPLE ALLERGIC TO WHEAT BYPRODUCTS.
    • I have gluten-free pasta in the cupboard for tomorrow! they use rice flour and additives like ground garlic and parsley to bind it better.
      • I've never bought gluten-free pasta, and I have no intention of doing so before I'm told I'm entertaining someone for whom gluten is an inappropriate additive.
    • I hate fish.

      I think I'll try the beans.
    • STRIKE THAT. REVERSE IT. THANK YOU.

      starting the day off with a mis-quote? this is what I get for being a non-a.m. type of fanboy...
  • OMG YOU HAVE GLUTEN IN YOUR PANTS ELEVENTYONEZ

    ...am now reminded of a celiac friend's mention of an idiot in a celiac community wondering if semen was gluten-free.
    • ...I guess that'd depend how much gluten you'd eaten before producing the semen in question?

      No, no, it wouldn't.

      *giggle*
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