I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte (colubra) wrote,
I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte
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Today's hilarity

So I smoke outside of the building I live in. Foul habit, & this discourages me from just shuffling out of bed and lighting up. instead, I THINK about having a cigarette before having one.

Was outside having a smoke in front of the church next door. Woman pulls up in front, and I civilly engage in 'do you want me to play parallel parking curbside guru? OK, I'm game... back up a bit, back up, a bit more, a bit more-- okay STOP- pull forward and straighten it out a bit...' for a fair while. She gets out of her car and greets me, then cheerfully and chirpingly invites me to join the congregation...
...and I politely turn her down, wish her a happy Christmas, and going back in, realize-
I'm wearing my '667: Neighbor Of The Beast' shirt.
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    So at the show I went to last night, I'm pretty sure that 1 of the 2 people I spotted who were older than me was the father of someone in the band…

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