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Ritual Gourd Molestation and You

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Ritual Gourd Molestation and You

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Anybody local got one of those child-safe pumpkin-carving knives I can borrow for Friday early-eve?
My local pub's going to do some jack-o-lantern creation which sounds like fun- but I'm thinking in terms of alcohol, knives, and hand-eye coordination and coming to some unpleasant possibilities.
  • Do you mean mutilation? Or maybe both. I don't know.
    • Oh, there's more than one meaning to the word 'molest': I think that the pumpkin would describe the act of being transformed into a jack o'lantern as, at the very least, an irritation and annoyance.
      I don't intend to engage in any cross-kingdom miscegeny, at any rate.
      Though perhaps mutilation is more accurate.

  • Those child safe pumpkin knives don't really cut anything. They just bend.

    • Yeah- I've used 'em on pumpkins pretty effectively. and I figure that this is a better implement for inebriated pumpkin carving in a somewhat ill-lit bar than say a meat cleaver!
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