Some shorter bits:
-all things are actually valuable, just looking at the word's roots (able to have a value assigned). Even if the value's 0, it's still able to have a value.
-the church I just parked across the street from has an irregularly capitalized 'sunday Divine mass'. I'm imagining transvestites, handguns, and the high crime of assholeism.
-does anybody else have trouble readily spotting one form or another of insanity? Is it one you could imagine yourself falling victim to?
-is that so bad? Am I so wrong? Who's the mayor of Poughkeepsie? Huh? Well?*
More lengthy post to follow when not on the Blackberry.
* bonus points for getting this reference.