my brainmeats are a strange place, and I like to share the weirdness they give me.
So do you remember the old Fisher-Price See n'Say toy (and for my older readers, it's changed a fair bit since the 70s)? You'd turn the pointer, tug the string and it would inform you that 'The cow says, "MooooO!"'?
So I just had this image in my head of one of those, except there's a picture on it which you point to, pull the string and it says 'the zombie says "Braaaaaaaaains!"'.