6/25: Farrah Fawcett dies, in Santa Monica. colubra is in HOLLYWOOD at the time of her passing.
Later on 6/25: Michael Jackson dies, in Beverly Hills. colubra is still in HOLLYWOOD at the time of his passing.
Still later on 6/25: A snapple dies an ignominous death from being poorly balanced atop the refrigerator. This one's colubra's fault.
colubra can supply witnesses to all of the above locales.
EDIT to add:
colubra just met Natalie Portman. She was very sweet, and seemed so very tiny.
She is also not dead.
colubra will worry on this for a while.