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hahahah oh god I'm an old bastard.

I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte

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hahahah oh god I'm an old bastard.

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I just happened to walk past a heap of folded laundry waiting to be put away, and glanced at a T-shirt (which is not the oldest concert T-shirt I own) and thought to myself 'this shirt, if it were a human being, could buy me a drink'.

Chripes I'm old.
  • On my last birthday, Mom greeted me with "Happy Birthday, baby girl! How do you feel?" My response was pretty simple - "Well, I've now officially outlived Christ. I feel old." My devout Roman Catholic mother snickered madly for the next ten minutes.
  • I have shoes so old that they throw themselves at me and tell me to get off my own lawn.
  • Me, too.
  • I have a tee that I got when I was a sophomore in high school. It can't buy me a drink yet, but it could register to vote.

    Compared to me, you'll always be a whippersnapper, young fellermelad.
  • Wow, you folded the laundry? I salute you. I have a heap of laundry unfolded on the futon which is unlikely to ever get folded in my own senescence. Or laziness.

    And kudos for still fitting into the t-shirt despite advancing age, too.
  • The question is: did you buy IT a drink?
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