I do not want them.
I need them.
I make this distinction because holy CRAP these are awesome.
See, someone decided 'hey, wouldn't it be awesome to do hi-tops and use refurbished Tube upholstery from various lines?' was a good business model.
So they have a website.
While I wish the Northern Line upholstery were still available in my size, the District line upholstery still is.
Should I beg you for paypal submissions, since I can't justify to myself spending REAL MONEY on a pair of shoes?
Fuck it, yeah, I'll beg. Whatever you feel like throwing at the 'colubra needs a pair of shoes made of tube upholstery' fund can go to my paypal, which is angstATgothpunkDOTcom (obviously, capitalized words need to be replaced with other things).
And thank you.
Holy shit, someone threw $75 at the buy-colubra shoes fund. Feck, I'd figured on $5 and $10 donations.