It's the heavy-set lady who's the Obvious Religious Conservative that REALLY cracks me up, I have to admit. She outright nails it.
EDIT to add: I love that a complete stranger found this and enjoyed it: thank you for letting me know! It does leave me going '...we have no friendslist overlap, the username is unfamiliar: who the heck IS this person?' Not a complaint, just curiosity!
Heheh- okay. The name was making me go 'I... DID know this person kind of? sort of? At some point?' Now, I'll guess someone you read but don't friend is someone I read and friend (because I'm lazy, and don't hunt people up), and that's how I saw your name (in a comment on this mutually-read person's journal).
Well, I've gotten over trying to friendslock everything, as the stalker has lately buggered off, so you'll likely find plenty of content without friending me. ;)