Close runners up:
^_^
^.^
(* *)
O.O
<.<
Inspiration these beasts engendered in me as of about 20 minutes ago:
Her hair's Hitomi gold,
Her mouth petite in size
Her hands are never cold
She's got shojomanga eyes
She'll turn her music on
It's Kanno Yoko, how nice
She's pure as Tokyo
She got shojo manga eyes
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
Do fanservice just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
She got hyper-deformed chibi thighs,
she's got shojomanga eyes
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got shojo manga eyes
She'll do doujinshi for you
Hentai or high school surprise
Wrapped in paper that's blue
She's got shojo manga eyes
She will giggle
And she'll jiggle
And your nose will bleed at her wiggle
She's ferocious
And she knows just what it Takes to make a pro blush
Her giant robot can't be disguised, she got--
shojomanga eyes
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it Takes to make a pro blush
Does fanservice for hentai guys,
she's got shojomanga eyes
(n.b.:
indigoskynet deserves credit for 'Does fanservice for hentai guys, she's got! Shoujoumanga eyes.' AND 'Her giant robot can't be disguised, she got-- shojomanga eyes') 