I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte (colubra) wrote,
I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte

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For cleaning up your MOUTH

For various stressed friends, I found something funny while eating chicken at lunch today.
A moist towelette, with instructions.
I duplicate the instructions, EXACTLY as printed, below.

You may find that a MOIST TOWELETTE will be handy to you. This MOIST TOWELETTE is perfect for cleaning up after any meal. The lemon scent of this MOIST TOWELETTE smells clean.

Tear the packet along the dotted line. Pull out the MOIST TOWELETTE, and apply to soiled areas. The MOIST TOWELETTE should be disposed of appropriately.

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