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For cleaning up your MOUTH

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For various stressed friends, I found something funny while eating chicken at lunch today.
A moist towelette, with instructions.
I duplicate the instructions, EXACTLY as printed, below.

You may find that a MOIST TOWELETTE will be handy to you. This MOIST TOWELETTE is perfect for cleaning up after any meal. The lemon scent of this MOIST TOWELETTE smells clean.

Instructions:
Tear the packet along the dotted line. Pull out the MOIST TOWELETTE, and apply to soiled areas. The MOIST TOWELETTE should be disposed of appropriately.
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    It's the caps that makes it fun...It makes it feel vaguely like madlibs.

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    You may find that a EROTIC LUBRICANT will be handy to you. This EROTIC LUBRICANT is perfect for cleaning up after any meal. The lemon scent of this EROTIC LUBRICANT smells clean.

    Instructions:

    Tear the packet along the dotted line. Pull out the EROTIC LUBRICANT, and apply to soiled areas. The EROTIC LUBRICANT should be disposed of appropriately.

    The instructions bits clearly work better...

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