Buffy: 'Hi! I was dead briefly!'
Everybody else: 'I killed somebody, once, back before we met. I was awful and terrible.'
I mean, watching 'em all back-to-back-to-back, I'm starting to wonder if Willow is going to pipe in 'Jimmy McCarthy. When I was in fifth grade, I smothered him. His body is in the back of the band cabinet still, I think.'