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SPOILTASTICALLY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

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SPOILTASTICALLY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

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So those of you who are going to whine like bitches about spoilers for Star Wars Episode III: Sith Happens, should probably already have figured out by now that you are the target of more laughter on my part than a tree full of parrots who are drunk on fermented berries.

There, we got rid of the dipshits.

So, I read Lessons Learned from Revenge of the Sith and laughed my ass off at a few of the lessons. Lesson 8, though, pointed something out to me.
Click on the link and read the whole of them. Go ahead, I'll wait right here.


Okay, now that you've read it...


...did you, shortly after the little whistling tea-kettle effect of Anakin getting sealed into the Evul Helmut of Duuum, desperately want to hear Ian McDiarmid say in that gravelly-throaty voice o' Emperor Palpatine, "If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits..."
and go 'bah-dah-dah' with big dance hands, then have Hayden Christiansen and/or whoever-was-impersonating-James Earl Jones say
'PUUUUUU'N ON THE REEEEEEEEEEEZ!'?

Or was that just me?
  • *sporfles*
  • ...I will now. Thank you.

    (See, I'm collecting this stuff *before* I go see the movie, in case it desperately needs leavening with wit and snark.)
  • Ditto Fey. This is gold.
  • But the real question is, while he may look just like Gary Cooper... can Vader gun down cowboys like him?
  • I did. I absolutely did. It was not just you.
  • *chokes on her soda!*

    Oh my god. Too funny. :)
  • Actually I did kinda have the following flash through my mind for a brief moment:

    "Hello, handsome!"

    "Ahhhh-Wheeeeeze..."

    "You're a good-looking fellow, you know that?"

    "Ahhhh-Wheeeeeze..."

    "People laugh at you, people hate you. But why do they hate you? Because they are JEALOUS!"

    "Ahhhh-Wheeeeeze..."

    "You are a GOD!"

    "Ahhhh-Wheeeeeze..."

    "And listen to me, you are not good... you are evil!"

    "Ahhhh-Wheeeeeze... "

    &c.
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