IT WAS ALL REACTIONLIKE!
MAYBE IT WAS A TERRIBLE REACTION!
MAYBE IT WAS A WONDERFUL REACTION!
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO F___ING TELL YOU!
people have complained that I said nothing about the film. Please don't blame me that you clicked on the clicky and got no spoilers.
The perfectest perfect moment of perfect utter irony ever filmed is in this movie.
I can't watch any more of this.
(Another 3 reels of film are then screened for the audience.)