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Freaking WHACKY dream from Thurs. night

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Freaking WHACKY dream from Thurs. night

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i love this show... (by punkr0ck3er)
I was at the house of my junior-high best friend. Among the things in the house was a magic pig statue (I blame deep_bluze for this). I call it a magic pig statue because:
1: I picked it up, and looked at it, at the instruction of said best friend's father (who had this fetish for bizarre knick-knacks that was, frankly, amazing). It looked like a pig.
2: Then I noticed it had a sound, so I held it up to my ear, and a little tinny voice would repeat over and over 'Pork is food. Pork is food. Pork is food.' into my ear, like some sort of mantra-
3: when I lowered it, it looked different. The way I had been holding it when I picked it up was one way to see it- and it looked like a pig- but if I held it the other way ‘round, it looked like a chef. Or more precisely, one of James Ensor's Dangerous Cooks.
I proceeded to walk all around the neighborhood I lived in as a child and show this to everybody, all of whom were blown out of the water by the pig-that-became-a-dangerous-cook.
  • PORK IS FOOD. PORK IS FOOD. PORK IS FOOD.
  • in my dream he said.....

    ....."i am the pig that became dangerous,but only if I'm not cooked to 165 degrees inside,then I'm simply the pig that became delicious,and I don't have a tinny voice,its a squeaky whisper oink"...................................................................in my case I always think the psychedelic drugs i took early in life make the dreams of later life so vivid and wonderful,either that or theres prolly a pig somewhere dreaming about the same thing and that is way cosmic... heehee
    • Re: in my dream he said.....

      My psychadelics simply left me with a bizarre tendency for my mind to flutter around one thing or another without actually settling on it.
      I'm still trying to decide what the hell that dream is about, though.
      • Re: in my dream he said.....

        It's a message from the American Pork Council's mind control satellite. They thought "Pork: The Other White Meat" was too indirect, so they honed the message down to "PORK IS FOOD." In downtown San Jose they have the spanish version of the slogan up on billboards — "EL CERDO ES COMIDA."
  • Maybe it's a message from God.
    • I personally prefer the full-on psychedelia of Revelation to the on-again off-again Beatles-a-la-Help!-era of Acts.
  • That was no dream...

    That was no dream..
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