10 Things I've Done that Nobody on my friends list has done...
1: been screamed at by a yakuza member who was irritated with my host brother.
2: walked from the East End of London to West Kensington at 3 AM.
3: been advised to get a hysterectomy by Harlan Ellison.
4: died.
5: had two award-winning novelists in my basic and extended (contacts-of-contacts) lists of 'people I could have caught VD from'.
6: Told Chris Claremont he had forgotten how to write.
7: been held up at a bank's night deposit drawer.
8:had sex in Golden Gate park outside of the Designated Cruising Zone (which is between the windmills) had sex in an alley off Times Square (CHRIST you people are shameless!) begat the San Francisco Cacophony Society's pigeon roast, which begat a wedding attended by a troop of Star Wars stormtroopers & appeared on boingboing.net.
9: co-authored a religious text.
10: eaten fugu.
If you are curious about any of these, do feel free to ask for more data in the comments.
1: been screamed at by a yakuza member who was irritated with my host brother.
2: walked from the East End of London to West Kensington at 3 AM.
3: been advised to get a hysterectomy by Harlan Ellison.
4: died.
5: had two award-winning novelists in my basic and extended (contacts-of-contacts) lists of 'people I could have caught VD from'.
6: Told Chris Claremont he had forgotten how to write.
7: been held up at a bank's night deposit drawer.
8:
9: co-authored a religious text.
10: eaten fugu.
If you are curious about any of these, do feel free to ask for more data in the comments.
Actually, I'll see you, there, and raise you an "in a tree."
lollerpops
omg ok, ok, you win, already.
Re: lollerpops
So goth.
Random fan: 'So are you watching The Stand on TV?'
HE: 'Naaah, god, that's going to suck.'
Me: 'I'm just taping it, figured I'd get it all over with in one sitting.'
HE: 'God, there are so many better entertainments! Such better things you could do with your time!'
Me: 'Okay- what would you recommend, then?'
HE: 'like... like go get a hysterectomy fer chrissakes!'
As I'm about as feminine as they don't come, this was more a statement that the thing was completely unwatchable, rather than on me being hysterical or something.
Plz to explain:
#3 - no further information required. Just wanted to say "That makes sense."
#4 - why?
#6 - his reaction?
#10 - what did it taste like?
Re: Plz to explain:
4: congenital heart defect.
6: His face did that splendid crashing trick that glaciers do so well. This was back around Uncanny X-Men 190, when the whole theme of the book was Let's Dick With Storm Some More!
10: very fishy- and it makes your tongue and fingertips tingle!
How it came to pass, though, is not. I ate fugu not knowing what it was- my host brother took me out for a Very Special Treat.
Otherwise, none of the above.
You pretty much do win, although I'm shocked nobody else has done away with #10. I think my sister has, but she's not on your friendslist.
"#1. Screamed incoherently at Coworker X.
#2. Screamed incoherently at Boss #2."
Etc.
I am glad you are over #4...
Well if we were going to share ANY of these...
And my excuse was that I just got sick of waiting for the night bus, finally got to Trafalgar and decided to keep walking.
You walked all the way out to West Ken, though?? Did you hate yourself the next morning? I know I did.