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spam just received in my account:

SUBJ: Rock hard women

4 Wives looking to Cheat, have been matched for you in your area:

1) Jennifer, 123 lbs, 5'6, 36c, 11 miles away, available Jan 31- Feb 3rd
2) Victoria, 133 lbs, 5'9, 36d, 8 miles away, available Jan 30- Feb 5rd
3) Brittany, 134 lbs, 5'6, 34b, 21 miles away, available Jan29-31th
4) Elizabeth, 121 lbs, 5'7, 36c, 21 miles away, available Jan 31- Feb 7rd

All 4 women are waiting to speak with you live & have photos. Webcam's are available for all 4.

what the hell?
  • oh, christ, I've gotten tons of those. I dunno what's up.

    Kai is in process of upgrading the spam-assassin on Gothpunk, btw, which is why filters there haven't been upgraded to catch crap like this.
    • I'm just amused by

      Sorry- isn't that a trait, in a sexual context, that's typically designated as for the men among us?
    • I think chicks are allowed to have rock hard nipples, but yeah, generally man are rock hard, and women are wet or whatever. Strange.
    • that whole email and you fixiate on 'rock hard'

      I think that in itself should indicate part of where this message when wrong.
      • actually, that was what made me go 'wtf?' and open it; I'd've just deleted it otherwise.
    • These are all women I injected large quantities of silicate-based infusions in an attempt to make the perfect and utterly permanent woman/wife-thing.

      While I must admit that my attempts have been met with failure - or at least, I cannot safely admit that I am pleased with the results, the ladies in question are, indeed, rock hard.
    • parsing

      My guess would be that they want it to mean physically fit, lacking in flab.
  • that hat really does bring out your eyes...
  • whooa ... uhh.....err.. bbu.ppftttff tsssss

    ummmmm .....

    *gaps at you*

    *opens mouth as if to speak*


    *closes mouth with look of partial consternation*

    *shakes head*
  • *cross* Goddammit, Brittany, just get a divorce and marry someone else. No one will blame you; K. Fed's as much marriage material as any of the guys in the state pen.
  • Apparently, rock hard women have an expiration date.
  • i have been reading more tim powers email list than livejournal lately. i like what it does to my brain in response to your post:

    clearly, there are four local lamia vying for your tutelage in card-counting.
  • rock hard...WOMEN?

    That is so weird.
  • i've been getting a lot of those lately, myself.

    there's something you might be interested in over here; it made me think of you instantly:

    you need an account to dl from there - let me know if you want details.
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