First one: HILARIOUS! I still don't understand how such trash has become so popular. Yes, first amendment and all, and I don't begrudge them their forms of expression, but that stuff is so stupid I just don't understand how anyone likes it! Especially females, whites, the middle-class, and basically anyone who is not a poor angry black man.
Second One: Huh? If we are looking for Talking Heads songtitles we could just as well be looking for Smiths or the Cure or Tears For Fears. I'm certain I heard something about a Jupiter Crash. ;)
So I thought the timing on that excerpt was a little too good for it to be an actual courtroom record, and apparently it isn't, given that none of that comes from the PDF they supply. Which I'm guessing demonstrates that I don't recognize a satire site when I see one. Or maybe it means that Chris Cohen doesn't recognize satire when he sees it.