I'm glad I'm not the only one who got that from the site.
Given his ... personal relationship with The J-Man (and previously with Satan), and his claims that God has directly told him about how to turn into a dragon, part of me suspects he has moved from schizotypal to schizophrenic.
The section on Magick is pretty entertaining, but so far my loudest noise has come from reading that, "Country trails have the advantage of greater privacy, connection with nature, and deadly black bears."
Must read more... it's been a shitty day and I really need the reminder that my reality is not the only one.
I no longer play roleplaying games. I don't need them. I have the Holy Spirit to give me miraculous powers. I have the Father to supply all my needs. I have Jesus to change me into a dragon and create neat lizard people to assist me in heaven. I don't need the fantasy because I have the reality.
Well. Isn’t that special…? I thought this was my favorite, too, until I saw…
When God changes me into a dragon, people from all walks of life will admire me and listen to what I have to say for once in my life. Nobody wants to listen to a scared little boy with glasses, but everyone likes dragons. I'll give them a good reason to accept Jesus. They'll get to meet REAL dragons in Heaven, not the make-believe ones in fairy tales that will never be able to interact with them. Jesus will prove to them, through me, that He can satisfy anyone. Why should satan have a copyright on the dragon image? I'll fight it in a bloody court of law if I have to. The dragon image is PUBLIC DOMAIN and as such I can claim the right to my own interpretation on it. I will be the real dragon, not satan. Satan is just a miserable fallen angel and I will not let that insignificant jerk steal my dreams.
What a cool idea. Let’s take Satan to court for infringement of public domain images. *bwahahaha* Let’s nail all those medieval monks too, those with the eschatological Revelation fantasies, as clearly they were Satan’s minions…
*snort* Really, I thought you all were going to have a Freudian field-day on the artwork itself. ("Do you think he's compensating for something?") Clearly all homoerotically-repressed, celibate, schizotypal, desperately-undermedicated, furry fundamentalists should offer salvation to vampires. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
However it was very kind of him to include instructions on “P-Shifting,” as clearly every witch ought to add that to his/her BOS. I wonder how many warnings we can wrack up, collectively, in his “forum,” assuming it ever becomes active?
Lordy, Colubra. Where DO your friends find this stuff…?
He's a Christian Dragon? Yeah right. Bad, bad job of infiltrating a counterculture. So obvious, so phony, so FAKE.
His drug page made me want to shoot a deer rifle through my monitor. That first paragraph that made pot out to be like heroin, "people steal for money to buy it just to feel normal". And the "This will be my forum page but here's my obsessive compulsive RULES LIST".
I am wondering, is this the same schmutz who has a page about vampirism and goth and as you read it it turns out to be a site about how "cool" Christianity is? Get it...you drink blood! Well, Jesus' blood, communion wine. Ooookay.
Frankly I NEVER EVER could GROK the whole notion that Jesus bought us some ticket to salvation by being crucified. I have analysed this concept all my life and it not only is nonsensical and illogical, it doesn't even fit in to any of my "irreality matrixes".
I wonder if I'd be allowed to promote my religion on his (nonexistent) forum? It's not any of the ones he said he'd give WARNING ONE or WARNING TWO about...Criminy.