We will now sing hymn number 937, 'Oh Lord, What on Earth is My Head All About?'
Have you ever noticed the way we sing hymns in the Church of England? It's the most joyless agonizing...
Somebody needs to let Prince William in on the joke.
EDIT to add:
Don't say a prayer for me now
save it for the morning after
no, don't say a prayer for me now
Save it for the morning afterrrrr...