Here, go read Fear & Loathing on the Campaign Trail: 2004, and thereby understand the love of Hunter S. Thompson.
EDIT to add:
and if you need more of a good laugh, here's a pleasant comparison of GWB's behavior to that of a Christian.
I am reminded of an old Dennis Miller bit from SNL:
'And in a related story, God said "I don't KNOW these people, I've never MET these people, and I wish they'd STOP using my NAME".'