Laphroaig is a whiskey that has a long and colorful history, and tastes so fucking awful that you could import it during Prohibition, because nobody believed somebody would drink something that bleeding FOUL for enjoyment: clearly it had to be a medicinal beverage. This stuff doesn't taste peaty: this stuff tastes like somebody's stuck a bog into your mouth, made you chew on it, then forced you to gargle with a cocktail of standing seawater and EverClear. It comes in a green glass bottle, and after having tasted it, I pour from this bottle and am confused, because the drink itself tastes like it should be green.
Laphroaig is a whiskey that has a long and colorful history, and tastes so fucking awful that you could import it during Prohibition, because nobody believed somebody would drink something that bleeding FOUL for enjoyment: clearly it had to be a medicinal beverage. This stuff doesn't taste peaty: this stuff tastes like somebody's stuck a bog into your mouth, made you chew on it, then forced you to gargle with a cocktail of standing seawater and EverClear. It comes in a green glass bottle, and after having tasted it, I pour from this bottle and am confused, because the drink itself tastes like it should be green.
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So at the show I went to last night, I'm pretty sure that 1 of the 2 people I spotted who were older than me was the father of someone in the band…
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For those following along at home: someone was repeatedly shrieking at the top of his lungs, not 30' from my building, last I went out to smoke.…
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Writer's Block: Free your mind
I do. However, I think the answer to making this happen is roughly my approach to encouraging it: simply not voicing the racist bullshit that you…
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So at the show I went to last night, I'm pretty sure that 1 of the 2 people I spotted who were older than me was the father of someone in the band…
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For those following along at home: someone was repeatedly shrieking at the top of his lungs, not 30' from my building, last I went out to smoke.…
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Writer's Block: Free your mind
I do. However, I think the answer to making this happen is roughly my approach to encouraging it: simply not voicing the racist bullshit that you…
