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Spam observation: You people are all weirdoes.

So I got a spam that I had trouble discerning really WAS a spam, even after opening it.

From: Guy Dupree
Subj: Do you remember me?
the name looked vaguely familiar, so I clicked.

Body:
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"

which is a chunk of Poe, and that would be utterly unsurprising for someone I knew to mail.
Savee on you medss
Visitt u-s by clik'in the lynk below
http://www.worldwidemedstoday.com?wid=200024
After reading this I knew it was spam... then I read what follows, and I wasn't sure again
And wisely curb'd proud Man's pretending Wit:
These born to Judge, as well as those to Write.

Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
Username
Gender
You first killed at age15
Your victim wasA random stranger
ReasonMoney
Your trademark weaponGarrote
Your reputationStern and honourable
You work withmstegosaurus
You kill forFame
In the end, you are defeated byjadiana
Your deathOld age
Your career body-count508
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and
Your LJ Prison by redfrog021
Username
Favorite Deadly Sin
You are convicted ofSticking up a 7-11 for Twinkies
And sentenced toDeath Row!
Wardenfin9901
Abusive redneck guardgconnor
Easy to bribe guardkaninchenzero
Cellmatebradx
Wants to make you their bitchmkellis
Drops soap in the shower on purposeccoyle
Works in the laundry and smells people's undiesskepticle
Comes to see you for 'conjugal visits'cmdrhobbes
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ccoyle? Ya done got pegged, methinks.
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