For those moments when a plastic turner won't do for your stainless steel Asians.
They're also recommending ladies' lingerie and perfume to me.
Dear Amazon:
Were you folks around when I ordered 'Gay Tales of the Samurai', 'Wonderbread & Ecstasy: the Life and Death of Joey Stefano', and of course the immortal 'ASSPOUNDING COCKMONGERS IV: DEEPER DOWN' from you?
You were?
Then why the hell do you think I'd want women's lingerie or women's perfume?
