I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte (colubra) wrote,
I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte
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  • Music: 'Coin-Operated Boy', Dresden Dolls

Amazon Follies Part the XXVIth

Today I can buy, on discount, An OXO Steel Stainless Steel Asian Turner!

For those moments when a plastic turner won't do for your stainless steel Asians.

They're also recommending ladies' lingerie and perfume to me.
Dear Amazon:
Were you folks around when I ordered 'Gay Tales of the Samurai', 'Wonderbread & Ecstasy: the Life and Death of Joey Stefano', and of course the immortal 'ASSPOUNDING COCKMONGERS IV: DEEPER DOWN' from you?
You were?
Then why the hell do you think I'd want women's lingerie or women's perfume?
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    So at the show I went to last night, I'm pretty sure that 1 of the 2 people I spotted who were older than me was the father of someone in the band…

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