Amazon Follies Part the XXVIth

7/15/04 05:28 pm

Today I can buy, on discount, An OXO Steel Stainless Steel Asian Turner!

For those moments when a plastic turner won't do for your stainless steel Asians.

They're also recommending ladies' lingerie and perfume to me.
Dear Amazon:
Were you folks around when I ordered 'Gay Tales of the Samurai', 'Wonderbread & Ecstasy: the Life and Death of Joey Stefano', and of course the immortal 'ASSPOUNDING COCKMONGERS IV: DEEPER DOWN' from you?
You were?
Then why the hell do you think I'd want women's lingerie or women's perfume?

Current Mood: amused and bemused
Current Music: 'Coin-Operated Boy', Dresden Dolls

holeinthedonut
7/15/04 05:33 pm (UTC)

Uh, because you're a chick? DEFAULT.

FULLY RANDOM! Dig that song. I wanna animate something to it.
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  colubra
  7/15/04 05:35 pm (UTC)
  
  If I'm a chick, then the survival of the species is doomed, I tell you, dooooomed.
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    holeinthedonut
    7/15/04 06:19 pm (UTC)
    
    Well I thought they'd be the kind of books 'n' things that a chick would buy.
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      colubra
      7/15/04 06:21 pm (UTC)
      
      nope, there're also guys who buy literature about gay subjects, and gay porn.
      
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- colubra
  7/15/04 05:37 pm (UTC)
  
  And yeah- I love the song too. It's funny as hell. The whole album is, really. Just a bit of a black joke.
cr0wgrrl
7/15/04 05:36 pm (UTC)

Because you'd look cute and smell good in them?
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surreality
7/15/04 05:53 pm (UTC)

They seem to believe I'd be keen on books about the art of blacksmithing, Polo clothing, and camping equipment.

It's not just you, honest.
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nihilistic_kid
7/15/04 05:54 pm (UTC)

Deeper Down really betrayed the spirit of the first three Asspound movies.
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- colubra
  7/15/04 06:47 pm (UTC)
  
  Yeah, they really went downhill after Asspounding Cockmongers III: Intercourse with the Umpire.
prickvixen
7/15/04 06:16 pm (UTC)

OMG you can get this in Target for $3

Ahem. I mean, yes, what are they thinking, the fools...
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ikkyu2
7/15/04 06:16 pm (UTC)

Yeah, I keep getting recommendations from them in "Gay and Lesbian" because I have some Samuel Delany and Marilyn Hacker.

Why the hell can't they be under "Good writers" instead? Being offered 'STRAPPING BUTT-PIRATES OF THE ANAL CARIBBEAN' isn't going to kill me, but it doesn't really follow.
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- prickvixen
  7/15/04 06:18 pm (UTC)
  
  *searches for +pirates +anal +caribbean under BOOKS*
- colubra
  7/15/04 06:23 pm (UTC)
  
  I've noticed that with Delany too. And for god's sake why Andrew 'HELLO I COULD NOT WRITE MY WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER SACK THAT WAS TORN OPEN FIRST' Holleran?
  - tiferet
    7/15/04 09:28 pm (UTC)
    
    Even if my cat had been in the sack first.
    
    Apparently, they think you're a girl who writes slash.
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technicolourrat
7/15/04 06:48 pm (UTC)

You know, I really don't imagine you'd actually be the first gay guy who wanted womens lingerie. ;)
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toast3r
7/15/04 08:38 pm (UTC)

A Stainless Steel Asian Turner.

I can't even *begin* to comment on that one.
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- tiferet
  7/15/04 09:29 pm (UTC)
  
  OMG I haven't seen you in years, remember when we used to hang out with Eileen?
feyandstrange
7/15/04 09:37 pm (UTC)

Damnit! I was going to get you gay samurai for your birthday!
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- colubra
  7/16/04 08:41 am (UTC)
  
  well that'd be just fine! I've just been reading tales about them.
4thwall
7/19/04 06:51 am (UTC)

Did you, perchance, order Eddie Izzard's anything from Amazon? ;)
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