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I did not have to get up this fucking early to be a faggot.

I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte

mucha mosaic

I did not have to get up this fucking early to be a faggot.

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woe is me
Point in fact, I was a faggot long before this morning happened.

Just because our Erstwhile Leaders decided to commemorate the Sacred Hurling of a Parking Meter Through a Window by an Enraged Drag Queen (to paraphrase T. R. Witomski), did they have to fucking commemorate it at an AT LEAST 15 hour interval from the original Hurling?
I live somewhere other than New York. In my world, it's COLD out there at 7 AM.

This thing should start around 4 PM.


I am in fact, such a faggot I left Pride early to go get a picture framed.
  • Happy Stonewall mate.

    At least you don't have to spend it with rednecked-dream catcher having-mulleted dykes.
    Fortunately neither do I.

    None the less we should happily celebrate our impending right(privilege?) to pay alimony. I'll do a bump and have a Joan Collins just for you, or any other drink you would like. Kisses Dah-ling.

    The true perfection of man lies, not in what man has, but in what man is. Nothing should be able to harm a man but himself. Nothing should be able to rob a man at all. What a man really has is what is in him. What is outside of him should be a matter of no importance.
    --Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

  • ::laughs::

    Did I mention I like you? :D
    • Not that's springing to mind, but I had that impression, most definitely.
      If you can find a copy of Witomski's Kvetch, read it. It's HYSTERICALLY funny, and deeply un-PC. Oh, and it's also the only thing he wrote that wasn't BDSM erotica.
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