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Faggotry in the First Degree

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Faggotry in the First Degree

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So today, I got in the mail the beginnings of the flatware set we're going to replace the extant flatware set with.
The beginnings are the 'hostess' set: serving spoon, jelly spoon, butter knife, forky thing, ladle.
They made me say 'squee'.

...I am such a faggot.
  • That's a "meat fork".

    huhuhuhuhuh
  • You have a *hostess* set, and you went squee.

    I'm torn between "Damn, that's faggy" and "wah! My flatware set is missing forks! I feel so gauche!"

    Also, I don't have a jelly spoon, and I'm not sure if the butter knife still exists either. Sob.


    That is *so gay*.
    wah. I want a hostess set.
  • Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    I had to put my vast horde of dishes away. I'm lazy and kept eating without washing until I had used every dish in the house one too many times.
  • Damn. I'm impressed. You are a fag.
  • Of course, I squeed right along with you. I love flatwear/china/silver/etc. If you ever make it out to the East Coast at the right time, Replacements, Ltd., just outside of Greensboro, NC, (http://www.replacements.com) has a Yard Sale on their 80 acre campus. Flatwear, china, silver, crystal for acres. My goal is to, one day, actually GET there. Any yard sale that runs a golf-cart shuttle service has GOT to be a hit.
    • Given that today I received a package from Replacements, Ltd... (the salad bowl that goes with the stoneware we use), I find myself amused.
  • That's not so strange.

    But then again, I'm waiting for the money to build up so I can get missing pieces of my good china. So maybe I'm not the best judge. :P
  • Don't feel bad. I spent part of my evening in a hardware store, with Bri wandering cluelessly along behind me and occasionally pointing to something to say, "Oooh, shiny!" as I sought out the appropriate tools and whatnot to deal with our current batch of renovations (which, as you likely know, it's pretty much the girls' responsibility when it's not wiring).

    Then again, I did spend three hours looking for specialty doorknobs, switchplates, and similar home decor miscellany this morning, so it sorta balances out. Sorta.
  • huzzah!

    nothing spells faggot like a jelly spoon!

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