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in a web of glass, pinned to the edges of vision

today I am finally a man.

I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte

mucha mosaic

today I am finally a man.

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After years of virginity, sanctity; after years of isolation in my purity, untainted by the hands of another, I finally know a thing everyone speaks of. I know more of what some people consider the sordid little interactions of men than I had ever thought I could.

Yes, today, I am a man.

Today, I have received my first Nigerian spam email.
  • Congratulations, my friend. Can I buy you a drink, in celebration?
  • I finally felt I'd made it to the big time the moment those wacky Nigerians decided I was wealthy enough to try to scam. It made me feel all warm inside.
  • I'm telling you, Spamitzvah!
  • Did you need a cigarette?
  • *sheds a tear*
  • welcome, my brother...

    *tips hat*
  • Velocibraaptor says "You ... are an outlier."
  • To celebrate, why don't you email me your routing and account numbers. I will deposit some ill-gotten loot in it for you.
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