I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte (colubra) wrote,
I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte

The woodwork, it crawls.

Since there's been a spate of people adding me to their friends list lately, and since the initial entries are out of easy visibility at this point, let me remind you that
this journal is fictive. Not everything you read here is true. Not everything you read here is even roman a clef. This journal is fiction. It is not true. It is lies. Falsehoods. Untruths. Foma. Malfeasances. Misrepresentations.
The preceding statement is deliberately self-inclusive.
Let me also remind you of the words of Mark Twain:
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished;
persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.

Okay, that said, welcome aboard!

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