'smart' card is refusing to work because I only did what I was told, rather than what I was supposed to do.
I'm on call in about 12 hours, for 2 weeks. I cannot receive phonecalls from the office on a celphone, and I cannot connect to the corporate network.
Synopsis: I'm on call and will quite likely be woken at 3 in the morning to do nothing because I cannot do anything.
I really fucking hate the way my coworkers make a ton of assumptions about the new guy mysteriously already knowing everything you know. I also really hate trying to get information out of them because no matter how intently you ask, no matter how much you know they've dealt with this- they will always overlook or leave out at least one important step.