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More insight on why Elijah Wood is actually pretty ugly.

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More insight on why Elijah Wood is actually pretty ugly.

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woe is me
In every photo I see of him,
He either
A) is grinning like a dork, or
B) looks like he's smelling something just a bit off.

Add in the fact that in either circumstance he looks like a were-chihuahua, and we're looking at a burden of hideousness that even Ernest Borgnine would have pitied.

UPDATE: edited a bit to make it hang together a bit better.
  • It's like he doesnt want the inside of his upper lip touching his teeth so he has that expression all the time.
  • Thank you.
    You know, I read all of this LotR fanfic, and I can't see the attraction to Mister Wood AT ALL, yet he seems to be a fangirl/fanboy delacacy.

    I'm also not attracted to Orlando Bloom. Yes. I know this gets me voted off the island immediately.
    • I find Orlando attractive when A) he's not doing the head-of-annoyingly-Peter-Frampton-esque curls, and B) he's been cleaned up.

      So... almost never.

      Reposted, because I'd used the wrong name up above in the italics: I don't find Elijah attractive, which bugs me, as I like skinny shortish guys with blue eyes and fair skin and dark hair, and a lot of other features that Elijah fits yet somehow NO, he's NOT attractive.
      While young Master Bloom is often not my type of attractive, he's always noteable as attractive.
    • I guess I'm voted off the island too.
  • Followed the link from metaquotes

    Don't forget the fact that his neck and head are the same width. I noticed that halfway through RotK, and spent the next hour and a half trying not to giggle.
    • To be fair,

      that's partly a trick of the forced-perspective stuff that Jackson used in causing the hobbits to look properly sized. I've noticed it's not as pronounced in other images of him.
      He does gots him a big ol' neck, though, he do he do.
  • I like me that handful of hobbit goodness, Mr. Astin. Mmmmmm. Sean.

    Then again, I've had a crush on Sean Astin since The Goonies.
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