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The baby vampire bat is cute.

I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte

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The baby vampire bat is cute.

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AGREE damnit.
or her cousins will beat you up.
  • I mostly posted this for the link. Golly, ya mean that if we cut down the forests and make it harder for birds to live here, the vampire bats will feed on us?

    People's stupidity amazes me sometimes.
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    • I'll be pleasantly surprised when they're covered with pink feathers and shitting gold, too, but I don't think it's gonna happen.
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        • Technically, internal excremental food dye has already come about. Not gold, but ...

          The Hershey's chocolate syrup they made for promotion of The Hulk was green in colour. It also used a dye which passed through the system without being absorbed.

          End (literally) result : green poop. Not just any old green, but 'The Hulk' green...
          • My Mom discovered koolaid can have this same effect when she rushed me to the pediatrician in horror at the color of the stuff in my diaper. This was the '70's, so I'm not sure if it's still true. My family identified several colors not found in the crayola box as things like "baby-poop yellow" "baby-poop green" etc..
  • I heard an interview yesterday on NPR with a guy who wrote a book about rats, and he said that if there's a plague scare and we kill off all the rats using some draconian poisoning program, the fleas that carry the plague will just jump from the rats to us.

    Also, rats can chew through steel and concrete. But that's not important right now.
  • I don't know... all those trees are a fire hazard...

    Maybe we can just poison them into submission so they don't attack people anymore.

    (and yes, I think she's adorable)
    • I didn't know trees were so dangerous! Which species are most likely to attack pedestrians?
      • pedants...

        Okay, okay - you got me. I meant poison the bats, not the trees.

        (*I* knew what I meant...)
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