I WAS ASKING FOR THE COOKIES FOUR DAYS AGO.
now GIVE ME THE FUCKING COOKIES.
I swear to god, nobody I work with speaks the English language. They speak some weird pidgin composed of large slabs of moon language* and FUCKTARD. Unfortunately, my hemi-fluency in both of these languages still leaves these morons incomprehensible.
* Moon Language replaces 'inbred', with warm thanks to redshrike for identifying this tongue for me. A definition of the term moon language can be found in the comments to this entry.