?

Log in

No account? Create an account

in a web of glass, pinned to the edges of vision

Another Stupid Poll

I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte

mucha mosaic

Another Stupid Poll

Previous Entry Share Next Entry
mucha mosaic

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
for a while on the floor. Then they discovered an awl on the desk

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
There's nothing that close to me on the left, sorry. Empty space.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Probably an ep of Inside the Actor's Studio that the TiVo grabbed.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:10

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
10:06

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
that faint humm. I'm not sure. Hmn? Humming. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?:
About an hour ago. I was leaving my apartment to go to work.

9: What are you wearing?:
Black X-1999 T-shirt, black jeans, black leather Converse hitops, glasses (black frames), a claddagh.

10: Did you dream last night?
Sure. I don't remember any of it, though.

11: When did you last laugh?
Last night.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
A corkboard. a whiteboard. A coathook. A coathanger. An Edward Gorey poster. A Rurouni Kenshin wallscroll. An X-1999 Wallscroll. A hanging bookshelf unit. A London Underground 'NO EXIT' sign. An action figure.

13: Seen anything weird lately?:
Yes. It's probably time to cut back on the alcohol.

14: What do you think of this quiz?:
Uhm.

15: What is the last film you saw?:
...gad, I think it may have been Return of the King, if I go with 'film' meaning 'celluloid impregnated with silver nitrate and other chemicals'.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
a calculator to help me differentiate 'multi' from 'a real number'. Then a house. Then some investment real estate. then I'd go back to my job.
I have no interest in being BORED all day- I'd just like to be able to use my moderately well-paying job on nothing but fun expenses.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Anything. Because the 'I' above is some person I'm unaware of.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
Rewire the human psyche so that prejudgement is physically agonizing.

19: Do you like to dance?:
Occasionally.

20: George Bush:
A criminal, a bigot, a liar, and a ratbastard cuntpig. Go here for more details.

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Whatthefuckia.
See, a man can't get another man pregnant. NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Whatthefuckson.

23: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Definitely. London (or outlying portions thereof) would be an easy sell, Paris would be a decently easy sell.
  • 1 -- Ed Gorey?
    • Nope, from book #7 on the 'books I started in March' list:

      Coin Locker Babies, Ryu Murakami.
      Is it just me, or is modern Japanese fiction written by people on HUGE amounts of pseudo-ephedrine, ecstasy, and Suntory whiskey? Man. Whackedout shit.
  • See, a man can't get another man pregnant. NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

    And I'm sure you enjoyed trying, over and over again.
Powered by LiveJournal.com