1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
for a while on the floor. Then they discovered an awl on the desk
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
There's nothing that close to me on the left, sorry. Empty space.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Probably an ep of Inside the Actor's Studio that the TiVo grabbed.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:10
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
10:06
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
that faint humm. I'm not sure. Hmn? Humming. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?:
About an hour ago. I was leaving my apartment to go to work.
9: What are you wearing?:
Black X-1999 T-shirt, black jeans, black leather Converse hitops, glasses (black frames), a claddagh.
10: Did you dream last night?
Sure. I don't remember any of it, though.
11: When did you last laugh?
Last night.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
A corkboard. a whiteboard. A coathook. A coathanger. An Edward Gorey poster. A Rurouni Kenshin wallscroll. An X-1999 Wallscroll. A hanging bookshelf unit. A London Underground 'NO EXIT' sign. An action figure.
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
Yes. It's probably time to cut back on the alcohol.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
Uhm.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
...gad, I think it may have been Return of the King, if I go with 'film' meaning 'celluloid impregnated with silver nitrate and other chemicals'.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
a calculator to help me differentiate 'multi' from 'a real number'. Then a house. Then some investment real estate. then I'd go back to my job.
I have no interest in being BORED all day- I'd just like to be able to use my moderately well-paying job on nothing but fun expenses.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Anything. Because the 'I' above is some person I'm unaware of.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
Rewire the human psyche so that prejudgement is physically agonizing.
19: Do you like to dance?:
Occasionally.
20: George Bush:
A criminal, a bigot, a liar, and a ratbastard cuntpig. Go here for more details.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Whatthefuckia.
See, a man can't get another man pregnant. NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Whatthefuckson.
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Definitely. London (or outlying portions thereof) would be an easy sell, Paris would be a decently easy sell.
Coin Locker Babies, Ryu Murakami.
Is it just me, or is modern Japanese fiction written by people on HUGE amounts of pseudo-ephedrine, ecstasy, and Suntory whiskey? Man. Whackedout shit.
And I'm sure you enjoyed trying, over and over again.