It's chilling. Really chilling.
It's a bit more comforting- yet a bit more human and a bit more frightening- if you imagine Eddie Izzard reading it.
Some of the most affecting prose I've encountered in years, though.
You can tell when I've been oncall- when I get off, I clean. ITEM: double shower-curtain rod from Bed Bath and Beyooooond is totally awesome when…
So. It is starting to approach the 'spring cleaning' time of year, that time of year where you can leave the damn windows open and not freeze to…
Point. Laugh. There's nothing more to say. ---- The apartment is still surprisingly clean, post-party. My thanks to everybody who pitched in even…