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The Slashfic out of Space

colubra

3/18/04 09:35 am

So, does an in-the-mode-of-Lovecraft slashfic need to happen?
So far I have this much:


Had I known then what I know now, I would never have set foot on that fateful journey into the shop of the Rubber Phallus. Even now, when Frederickson's screams have long since ceased to echo into the night, I can only picture it...
...the cyclopean jar of lubricant... the unspeakable angles of that dildo, which would have made Pythagoras speechless with fright...

• Current Mood: scared or laughing, not sure
• Current Music: 'Buddy Holly', Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine

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• surreality

  3/18/04 09:42 am (UTC)

  

  I say go with it. Just be careful, or it might be hard to yank your tongue back out of your cheek at the end.
  
  Bonus points if you use the word callipygian somewhere in the course of it.

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  • colubra

    3/18/04 09:44 am (UTC)

    

    I can outdo callipygian pretty drastically on the pretentious-literary-words-for-lewdness scale...

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    • surreality

      3/18/04 09:53 am (UTC)

      

      And you know Lovecraft would have used them, too.

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  • colubra

    3/18/04 10:14 am (UTC)

    

    I'd be glad to.

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  • gwyd

    3/18/04 05:18 pm (UTC)

    

    Yes please! *Does the big doe eyes that rival Bambi's and flutters eyelashes, while showing all her teeth in that oh, so special way*

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• enzeru

  3/19/04 12:30 am (UTC)

  It's terrifying. It's funny. It's terrifunny!

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• strontium90

  3/19/04 06:15 am (UTC)

  

  So, does an in-the-mode-of-Lovecraft slashfic need to happen?
  The alt.sex.cthulhu newsgroup has been waiting for this to happen since 1989.
  
  The stars are right.

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