Did anyone who made this sit down and think about what it really means? It's a "sexy urinal," but what it's really saying is, "I want to drink your piss."
Which, hey, if you're into that sort of thing, great. Part of me is going "ew" and the other part of me is going "oh, jeez, it's the damn straights again," but then there's this part of me saying, "How delightfully subversive."
What disturbs me even beyond the sheer grossness of it is: how fucking sexist is that?
The mouth (despite digitalsidhe's reaction of "oh, god, it's Mick Jagger") is rather female in design. And there sure as shit aren't any urinals in the women's room. Is this subconsciously saying something about pointing your boy-tool into chicks' mouths?
Are you kidding? I think it's fabulous. I want three, one for each bathroom. I want to name each of them with the names of women (or drag queens) who've pissed me off in the past, and take great delight in knowing that they'll be used with relish. And never cleaned.
Oooh! Feeding them urinal cakes, like delicacies! I so love it.
I think they're god damn brilliant. Maybe they'll make boy-shaped toilets next, so you can feel like you're sitting on someone's lap when you take a dump.
Wouldn't want to be lonely in the bathroom, would you?
Gentle Reader: Should you, like me, be male, and should you experience any sort of castration anxiety nightmares a la The Fifth Man tonight, I think we all know who to blame. Degenerates, the lot of you!