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in a web of glass, pinned to the edges of vision

Yep.

I'd forgotten how often we saw Magritte

mucha mosaic

Yep.

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Home Shopping Network guys really are that fucking stupid.
  • OMG... *falling out of chair in hysterics* Didn't know the Darwin Awards had a special category for on-the-air competitors...

    "Odell, I think I've severed a limb, or at least invalidated the lifetime warranty on this practice katana. Might need you to react faster than frozen butter and call 911, 'cuz ow that hurt."

    *snickering*
  • Nicely timed; last night's Home Movies has a secondary plot in which Coach McGuirk orders swords from a home shopping channel. He can't afford them but they won't let him return them because they're "cutlery". He gets very stressed and there are a couple of regrettable incidents.

    Included is the TV pitch he watches, including a demo guy waving swords around in the studio: "Listen to that sound! *whishhh* ... *whooshhhh* ... You could put that sound on a CD and sell it!"
  • Apparently the best thing about those stainless steel blades is they fall apart at the drop of a hat.

    That is just great. :)
  • That was lovely. Thank you!
  • Oh. My. God.

    Wow. Just... wow. "We might need some emergency surgery."

    That's just outstanding.
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