brief public opinion poll

I want this. No, seriously. I DO want it. I want it in a large jar, on the mantelpiece in my home.
What. I really do.
Okay, so it's not a REAL pickled fetal dragon. But it's an impressively proper-looking FAKE pickled fetal dragon. Is a fake dragon fetus preserved in some sort of pickling solution art? If yes, why? If no, why not?