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Potentially unkind poll.

I am going to get myself a burger at Hot and Hunky this Friday, so.

Poll #230516 Good fuck, or a cheeseburger?

Do you need a good fuck?

GOOD? how about A fuck.
16(23.9%)
Need? no. Want? Sure.
23(34.3%)
oh, I guess.
5(7.5%)
Not really.
6(9.0%)
I already GOT one. It's-uh verrah nahs, yeas-uh
17(25.4%)

Do you need a cheeseburger?

I'm so vegetarian it hurts. Just like Morrissey.
8(11.9%)
I wouldn't say NEED, but I might enjoy...
16(23.9%)
Oh, I could take it or leave it.
14(20.9%)
Yes.
23(34.3%)
I TOLD him we already GOT one.
6(9.0%)

Are you a whiny bitch who will go on about how unhealthy a cheeseburger is, or how trampy a good fuck is?

I can't believe he called me a whiny bitch MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYY
1(1.5%)
Well, I wouldn't say I'm a whiny bitch. I'll just mention it once.
7(10.4%)
everything fun in life is immoral, illicit, or bad for you.
20(29.9%)
No. Need help curbstomping?
39(58.2%)


Part of the purpose of this poll was to goad some acquaintances and friends into getting their acts together and doing things they wish to do. If you're offended, my apologies: however, if you're offended, is this because you're not getting enough good fucking or cheeseburgers?
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