Do you need a good fuck?
Do you need a cheeseburger?
Are you a whiny bitch who will go on about how unhealthy a cheeseburger is, or how trampy a good fuck is?
Part of the purpose of this poll was to goad some acquaintances and friends into getting their acts together and doing things they wish to do. If you're offended, my apologies: however, if you're offended, is this because you're not getting enough good fucking or cheeseburgers?