January 8th, 2004

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Failure of the 'Synopsize my movie' quizlet.

I cannot do a 'Romance' movie with three male cast members. Even if I've kissed two of them. It claims that the pronouns would get very confusing.

As an illustration, I therefore grabbed a couple of people off my LJ friendslist, ran the thing twice, setting their genders to male once, and mine once, and combined the casting lists. I don't see any real pronoun confusion, but maybe I need to read more closely?

Colubra in Love Probably
Endearing and elegant, this beloved romance, set in the fictional country of Elbonia, depicts soul mates, toast3r (Jeff Goldblum) and colubra (Chow Yun-Fat), who discover themselves in turmoil when a plot to keep them apart has been triggered by colubra's selfish father, digitalsidhe (Mike Myers). Treat yourself, don't see this movie.
Produced by ianiceboy
  • Current Music
    'Macbeth', John Cale
hee-hee-hee

Potentially unkind poll.

I am going to get myself a burger at Hot and Hunky this Friday, so.

Poll #230516 Good fuck, or a cheeseburger?

Do you need a good fuck?

GOOD? how about A fuck.
16(23.9%)
Need? no. Want? Sure.
23(34.3%)
oh, I guess.
5(7.5%)
Not really.
6(9.0%)
I already GOT one. It's-uh verrah nahs, yeas-uh
17(25.4%)

Do you need a cheeseburger?

I'm so vegetarian it hurts. Just like Morrissey.
8(11.9%)
I wouldn't say NEED, but I might enjoy...
16(23.9%)
Oh, I could take it or leave it.
14(20.9%)
Yes.
23(34.3%)
I TOLD him we already GOT one.
6(9.0%)

Are you a whiny bitch who will go on about how unhealthy a cheeseburger is, or how trampy a good fuck is?

I can't believe he called me a whiny bitch MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYY
1(1.5%)
Well, I wouldn't say I'm a whiny bitch. I'll just mention it once.
7(10.4%)
everything fun in life is immoral, illicit, or bad for you.
20(29.9%)
No. Need help curbstomping?
39(58.2%)


Part of the purpose of this poll was to goad some acquaintances and friends into getting their acts together and doing things they wish to do. If you're offended, my apologies: however, if you're offended, is this because you're not getting enough good fucking or cheeseburgers?
  • Current Music
    'Crosseyed and Painless', Talking Heads
hee-hee-hee

(no subject)

Good christ, a double Glenlivet and I'm giggling like a schoolgirl. I'm turning into a lightweight.

Though I do keep remembering Eddie Izzard's laugh from the extras from 'Circle' and how FUCKING INFECTIOUS it is, and that seems to be what triggers it. So perhaps it's not entirely the booze.