So everyone I damn well know uses this stupid thing to talk about how horrible their SO's are, how nobody understands them, how nobody knows they cheated on their spouse, and so on.
I figured I'd make a livejournal and get in on the dirt-reading, for yea verily, the dirt is funny.
You will not enjoy reading this livejournal. You will not find interest in reading it. You will probably want to get on with your life ASAP.
Accept. Move on.
One learns more, regarding Livejournal, poking around at other people's entries now that one can read them. This is probably the final entry I will be writing as myself: what you read from this point forward in time will be fictive.
I'm going to be using this journal to see if I can goad myself into actually writing for a change.
1. Are you male or female?
Here he comes
The boy who tried to vanish to another time
Is no longer here with his sad blue eyes
2. Describe yourself:
I got the job because I was so mean
While somehow appearing so kind
3. How do they feel about you?
I assume you understand that we have options on your time,
And will ditch you in the harbour if we must
But if it all works out nicely, you'll get the bonus you deserve
From doctors we trust.
4. How do you feel about yourself?
People come and go
And forget to close the door,
And leave their stains and cigarette butts trampled on the floor,
And when they do, remember me, remember me.
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend:
I want to be the wandering sailor
We're silhouettes by the light of the moon
I sit playing solitaire by the window
Just waiting, seasons change, ah hah, you'll see
Some day these dreams will pull you through my door
6. What would you rather be doing?
He raises, stakes, admires, stokes
The flowery blaze, the fiery pokes
7. Describe where you live:
Spider and I
Sit watching the sky
On our world without sound.
8. Describe how you live:
How does she intend to live when she's in far Cathay?
I somehow can't imagine her just planting rice all day.
9. Describe how you love:
Ah Luana's black reptiles
Sliding round make chemical choices
10. Share a few words of wisdom:
Those who know, they don't let it show
Certain streets have certain corners: sooner or later, we'll turn yours